The dumbest Cabinet in history

Disney has made more believable characters than the clown show Trump hired

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Arial is a Fed

I am not sure I was ready to find out that the Little Mermaid is actually a Federal undercover operative. Sure, she seems innocent and sweet with her human baubles and trinkets but in the end the whole thing was just cover for her real mission of surveilling Americans, easily fooled by her red hair and fins.

You’re probably wondering how I figured out this shocking information? Well, just this morning Acting U.S. Attorney for New Jersey Alina “Parking Lot Lawyer’ Habba mistakenly blew her cover in a shocking filing in Habba’s dramatic assault case against Representative Lamonica McIver.

Yes, that’s right. The photos of the “bodyslam” of a federal agent were captured by none other than the princess of the sea herself. Just look at this important Federal criminal case filing and the source of the second set of photos below.

Damning photos taken by Arial

Yes…Arial did it.

Of course, she lives under the sea which probably explains how blurry these photos are. Now, others on this platform will tell you this is just a mind bogglingly stupid typo by a completely incompetent and stupid office led by the most useless and underqualified U.S. Attorney in modern history.

They would probably be right.

I, however, choose to believe her incompetence actually uncovered one of the greatest undercover operations in U.S. history. Just look at this girl and tell me she would completely fool you! Look at the sparkle in her eye! Look at that knowing look sucking you into her trap!

Exposed Federal Operative Princess Arial of the Sea

But, wait, there’s more

Perhaps, I am over thinking this. It seems impossible to believe that Donald Trump could hire someone so stupid as to file a federal crime against a sitting member of Congress and not make sure they have crossed every ‘t’ and dotted every ‘i,’ right?

I am getting suspicious though as I watched this weeks Senate hearings for various Cabinet members and appointees. I am actually starting to think that maybe Trump didn’t hire people who actually know anything about their jobs.

I mean, here is Internal Revenue Service Director appointee, and professional auctioneer (really), Billy Long trying to answer the question about whether the President is allowed to direct the stripping of non-profit status from a tax payer from Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

Warren asked the question over three weeks ago. She sent him the relevant portions of Federal code and simply wanted an answer. He refused or was unprepared to answer it.

I am shocked…or am I…because…this is also a current story from Rolling Stone about former Missouri Congressman Billy Long.

Don’t worry folks…he was hacked. It’s weird how often that seems to happens to Republicans isn’t it?

Hold on…there’s more?

Yes. Yes there is more. Just today Homeland Security Secretary, and full time Instagram model, Kristi Noem made her way to the Senate to answer questions on her budget and spending. She faced blistering and challenging questions that would probably stump anyone in charge of one of the largest law enforcement organizations in the world.

She got tripped up by the very challenging question…what is “habeas corpus?” You know the foundational right of our justice system meaning the government must provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. A writ of habeas corpus generally is a judicial order forcing law enforcement authorities to produce a prisoner they are holding, and to justify the prisoner's continued confinement.

It’s the most basic principle of our rights against unlawful confinement. Surely she knows that…right?

Nope.

I could go on

This is before we see Marco Rubio arguing that an OpEd is undermining U.S. foreign policy or RFK Jr. refusing to even answer any questions about his own department and being completely unaware of what programs have been cut or canceled at all. I am not even talking about ‘Leaky’ Pete Hegseth and his obsession with book banning and Fox News appearances instead of doing his job.

This is the most incompetent and irresponsible Cabinet in history…and that’s the point. None of them are actually running their departments. We know from multiple reports that Stephen Miller is really running the FBI and DOJ, Russel Vought is the one gutting the government agencies, and DOGE is out canceling contracts, laying off workers, and hacking our personal information.

The Cabinet of Idiots is meant to go on TV and look busy. That’s it. Take the title and stay out of the way of the real people in charge. Need any proof? How about this helpful collage of just a few of Kristi’s favorite costumes.

MSNBC left off her firefighter Make-A-Wish day.

A girl from South Dakota gets her wish to be a real live firefighter!

It’s all smoke and mirrors so the real destruction can go on behind the scenes. That destruction is real and growing. We can laugh but we also must keep asking questions and exposing the truth.

But, we can also laugh because…what a bunch of idiots.